A Rude Awakening

One of my flatmates has gone home up north for the Christmas break, and decided to lock his door whilst he was away. Unfortunately, he seems to have left his alarm clock on. So, at 8AM this morning, we were woken up by the sound of Virgin Radio at a loud volume.

It's still playing now. I'm hoping that it switches off after 1hr 59mins, but even then we'd have to endure this every morning next week...

Since persuading Virgin to broadcast silence would be a non-starter, we're looking at other options. A locksmith? Breaking door down? Getting said flatmate to courier the key back to us? Think laterally, dammit...